Smart Guys Finish First
This painting unspools like a hyper-saturated taxonomy chart for late-capitalist desire. Framed by luminous neons and fluorescent gradients, Smart Guys stages a surreal social experiment where every subject is tagged, labeled, and sorted — from “Apex Predator” to “Beta,” from “Human (dominant sex)” to literal species names. Against a warped checkerboard floor, emoji faces replace expressions, fish swim through mouths, and lightbulbs illuminate empty exchanges. The result is equal parts pop-art satire and behavioral science exhibit — a chaotic map of mating rituals, dominance fantasies, and subconscious hierarchies that unfold on first dates, in boardrooms, or in group chats at 2 a.m.
Visually, the painting is loaded with contradictions: clinical annotations versus sensual posturing, crisp figuration interrupted by cartoon absurdity. A crab waves a dollar bill. A cat flexes like a gym bro. And everywhere, the fish — stand-ins for dating profiles, market forces, or disposable partners — drift through the composition, pretty but replaceable. This is a world where intelligence is questioned, instincts are monetized, and everyone performs a role. Smart Guys isn’t just a title — it’s a question, a punchline, and a mirror.

Alz
Smart Guys Finish First
Acrylic on Canvas
48" X 60"
2022

